Still No News

What the hell? Still no news on planes, and though this seems like it is a joke, I recently found out that this was said on Twitter;

Twitter criterion updates:

SargeSullivan: "is looking down on Paradise City"

TheWebsterHoff: "Will you come fly with us today?"

Maybe it isn't out just to tease us, but if I were Criterion then I would be hoping for someone to make this public, then say that it is a joke. So I'm just doing my part. Hopefully it isn't joke though.